“I remembered something my first partner had told me. Never wrestle with a pig, Lindsay. You both get dirty. The pig likes it.”

“Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.”

“Choose now,' he spat, his eyes practically shooting sparks. 'Me or him.' 'Gosh, Fang, you romantic fool,' I said sarcastically. 'How incredibly sexist-pig of you.”

“I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig, you get dirty; and besides, the pig likes it.”

“When you get in the mud with a pig, you get dirty and the pig gets happy.”

“I'd been told that he had been created-literally created-just for me,as my "perfect other half." Let me tell you-if Dylan was my perfect other half, then i needed to give my first half a seriouis look-see.”

“Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.”