“I wouldn’t trust you if you were the last life raft leaving the Titanic.”-max”
“I wouldn’t love you if you were the last Sodomite in Gomorrah.”
“Saying we should keep the two-party system simply because it is working is like saying the Titanic voyage was a success because a few people survived on life rafts.”
“I don’t understand why you don’t trust me. It’s not like you have a reason to not trust me. So, lend me some money, and let me give you the reason you were looking for to not trust me. Wouldn’t you rather be proved right than not lose money?”
“Angel: What's sauerkraut?Max: You don't want it. Trust me.”
“When are you going to trust me Max?" asked Fang."When I go completely bonkers," I laughed.”