“I wouldn’t trust you if you were the last life raft leaving the Titanic.”-max”

“Angel: What's sauerkraut?Max: You don't want it. Trust me.”

“When are you going to trust me Max?" asked Fang."When I go completely bonkers," I laughed.”

“I love you Max,"Fang said..."God, Max I love you so much."I know. I thought. I've always known”

“I choose you, Max. -Fang”

“You were designed to be very smart, Max,' she told me. 'We electrically stimulated your synaptic nerve endings while your brain was developing.' (The director)And yet I still can't program my DVD player,' I said." (Max)”

“Max: "Okay guys, I had a couple thoughts I wanted to go over with you."Iggy: (pretends to snore loudy)Max: (throws another pinecone at him)Iggy: "Quit throwing things at me!"Max: "Glad you could join us.”