“I'm a girl of extremes. When I love something, I'm like a puppy dog (without all the licking). When I'm cranky, I'm a wasp (like a whole hive of 'em). And when I'm angry, I'm a Mother Bear with a predator after her cubs: Dangerous.”
“Well, then,' the Cat went on, 'you see, a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad.”
“My only relief is to sleep. When I'm sleeping, I'm not sad, I'm not angry, I'm not lonely, I'm nothing.”
“I feel like I'm sleeping when I'm awake, and really living when I'm asleep.”
“When I'm hungry, I eat. When I'm thirsty, I drink. When I feel like saying something, I say it.”
“I'm like those placid dogs a family buys when the dog they choose first is too high strung. I'm the pet's pet.”