“It means the third rail has seven hundred volts of direct current running through it. Touch it and you're human popcorn”

“Gazzy: "What does that mean?" (points to metal plaque warning to stay off the third rail that said Stay off the third rail!)Fang: "It means the third rail has seven hundred volts of direct current running through it. Touch it and you're human popcorn.”

“I gave him a kick and he stepped back onto the third rail. Exploding, flaming eraser! This is why moms tell you to stay away from the third rail, but it sure came in handy this time.”

“Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. It's like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem.”

“If you're ever feeling a lack of middle-aged white men, just pop into the Capitol. Not so much the House of Representatives, which has a bit more color and texture, but the Senate -- jeez. Yes, let's have more testosterone running the country.Maximum Ride, School's Out--Forever”

“Congratulations. The fact that you're reading this means you've taken one giant step closer to surviving until your next birthday.”

“You're lying through your fangs," Iggy accused.Fang tried to play innocent--but "innocent Fang" is an oxymoron, so it didn't work.”