“It's funny how different people are. If I'd been this kid and someone was snarling "Ordering a pizza?" at me, without even thinking, I would have snarled back "Yeah. You want pepperoni?"-Maximum Ride”
“I love eating chicken with my bare hands. It makes me want to snarl at people, even more than usual.”
“It's funny how someone's perception of you can be formed without you even knowing it.”
“Pepperoni looks so much like nipples that I can’t eat pizza without getting horny.”
“The world would not be in such a snarl, had Marx been Groucho instead of Karl.”
“A dog reflects the family life. Whoever saw a frisky dog in a gloomy family, or a sad dog in a happy one? Snarling people have snarling dogs, dangerous people have dangerous ones.”