“Max-I'm not going to die today.”
“Today I've made a major decision. I'm never going to die.”
“Yes, Max, you are going to die. Just like everybody else.Thank you, Confucious.”
“I'm going to be frank, Max...""Of course. All cards on the table." But he gave me a poker smile.”
“I'm going to die. And as if that weren't bad enough, I'm going to die inside a cake.”
“Dear Die-ary, today I learned that on the inside I'm pretty fucking ugly.”