“Our parents were a test tube and a turkey baster.”
“Dr. Martinez: "I take it you don't want me to call your parent?"Max: "Uh, no." Hello, lab? May I speak to the test tube please?”
“Out of sight, out of mind. My philosophy of life in a test tube.”
“I'm missing the bride gene. I should be put in a test tube and studied.”
“The biggest test for parents is not how they parent, but how the respond to disorder and unpredictability.”
“being Flavia de Luce was like being a sublimate: like the black crystal residue that is left on the cold glass of a test tube by the violet fumes of iodine.”