“The act of laughing releases some nice chemical into your brain, you feel good and it's free.”

“If your going to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.”

“This is my brain: OThis is my brain after making out with Fang: *It's very sad.”

“How is San Francisco, Alex? Lovely city. Will you leave your heart there? Do you think it's a good place to die?”

“Why was the blind guy playing with matches, you ask? Because he's good at it. Anything to do with fire, igniting things, exploding things, things with fuses, wicks, accelerants . . . Iggy's your man. It's one of those good/bad things.”

“There's nothing more dangerous than than someone trying to act for the greater good.”

“If you're not reading - with your heart as well as your brain - you will be one stupid grown up. Even worst, you'll be missing out on one of the best experiences you can possibly have. Nowhere will you meet more interesting people than in books.”