“The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective.”
“The only thing pretty about me is this godforsaken face. Everything else is rotted and ugly.”
“If I can't joke about imminent death, then I might as well just resign.”
“Music is a funny thing when you really come to think about it.”
“There's a funny thing about everything, even if you have to make it up!”
“You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.It's really funny.”