“There's always be a me and you.”

“Call me crazy, but there's just something cheering about seeing huge raptors tear into Eraser flesh.”

“And then as always, I saw the prayer coming at me. And, as always, Number 1 killed me! Set me on fire, cooked me to medium rare and then ate me!I really, really, really hope I haven't just given away the ending of this story.”

“Behind every successful woman, there's a big prick.”

“There's no such thing as justice in America. It's all a fairy tale.”

“There's nothing more dangerous than than someone trying to act for the greater good.”

“You looove me. (holds out arms) You love me this much.”