“What are you guys doing? If you anted me to take a shower, all you had to do was pay me ten bucks, like you usually do”
“If you wanted me to take a shower, you should have payed me ten bucks like you usually do!”
“Taking you to the shower. Me Tarzan, You Jane. Do as I say.”
“I lend you a thousand bucks to pay for a date with myself. I let you talk me into wearing a damn tuxedo. The least you could do is hold my hand.' - Paul van Dorn”
“Have you ever had a girlfriend, Kenji?""What?" He looks mortally offended. "Do I look like the kind of guy who's never had a girlfriend? Have you even met me?”
“But-Jace what are you doing?''Finishing my shower. And if you‘ve made me run through all the hot water, I‘ll be very annoyed.”