“If stupidity got us into this mess than how come it can't get us out?”

“If stupidity got us in this mess, how come it can't get us out.”

“...for some of us, one mile can be more to walk than thirty.”

“I have become my own version of an optimist. If I can't makeit through one door, I'll go through another door -- or I'llmake a door. Something terrific will come no matter how darkthe present.”

“I don't get upset over things I can control, because if I can control them there's no sense in getting upset. And I don't get upset over things I can't control, because if I can't control them there's no sense in getting upset.”

“It's been so long since I made love I can't even remember who gets tied up.”

“If God wanted us to bend over he would put diamonds on the floor”