“All men kill the thing they hate, too, unless, of course, it kills them first.”

“I hate women because they always remember where things are.”

“I can feel a thing I cannot touch and touch a thing I cannot feel. The first is sad and sorry, the second is your heart.”

“Well, I'm disenchanted, too. We're all disenchanted.”

“One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.”

“It was Lisa, aged five, whose mother asked her to thank my wife for the peas we had sent them from our garden. 'I thought the peas were awful, I wish you and Mrs. Thurber were dead, and I hate trees,' said Lisa.”

“You can fool too many people, too much of the time.”