“Art – the one achievement of man which has made the long trip up from all fours seem well advised”

“Man has gone long enough, or even too long, without being man enough to face the simple truth that the trouble with man is man.”

“The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his.”

“Two is company, four is a party, three is a crowd. One is a wanderer.”

“Well, I'm disenchanted, too. We're all disenchanted.”

“There is something about a poet which leads us to believe that he died, in many cases, as long as 20 years before his birth.”

“I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance. ”