“Geep,' whuppled the parrot.”

“Taking a single letter from the alphaber," he said, "should make life simpler.""I don't see why. Take the F from life and you have lie. It's adding a letter to simple that makes it simpler. Taking a letter from hoarder makes it harder.”

“There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.”

“I hate women because they always remember where things are.”

“It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.”

“These are the days of bootleg love.”

“Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?”