“I don't remember any blue poodles.”

“I hate women because they always remember where things are.”

“Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.”

“I love the idea of there being two sexes, don't you?”

“If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. ”

“Ride close together. Remember laughter. You'll need it even in the blessed isles of Ever After.”

“Sixty minutes of thinking of any kind is bound to lead to confusion and unhappiness.”