“I love the idea of there being two sexes, don't you?”

“I make mistakes, but I am on the side of Good," the Golux said, "by accident and happenchance. I had high hopes of being Evil when I was two, but in my youth I came upon a firefly burning in a spider's web. I saved the victim's life.""The firefly's ?" said the minstrel."The spider's. The blinking arsonist had set the web on fire.”

“I don't remember any blue poodles.”

“There are two kinds of light - the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.”

“Two is company, four is a party, three is a crowd. One is a wanderer.”

“Taking a single letter from the alphaber," he said, "should make life simpler.""I don't see why. Take the F from life and you have lie. It's adding a letter to simple that makes it simpler. Taking a letter from hoarder makes it harder.”

“One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.”