“My mother, for instance, thought-or rather, knew-that it was dangerous to drive an automobile without gasoline: it fried the valves, or something. 'Now don't you dare drive all over town without gasoline!' she would say to us when we started off" (31).”
“She figured out that the only way to keep from being frozen was to stay in motion, and long ago converted most of her flesh into liquid. Now when she smells danger, she spills herself all over, like gasoline, and lights it. ”
“Only a rank degenerate would drive 1,500 miles across Texas without eating a chicken fried steak.”
“Business idea: People like to eat and drive, so why not make edible cars? Instead of gasoline, they’d run on coffee.”
“Passion about nothing is like pouring gasoline in a car without wheels. It isn't going to lead anybody anywhere.”
“I'll drive like my grandma. I'll drive like your grandma.""You wouldn't say that if you knew my gramma.”