“One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.”

“Two is company, four is a party, three is a crowd. One is a wanderer.”

“You can fool too many people, too much of the time.”

“Man has gone long enough, or even too long, without being man enough to face the simple truth that the trouble with man is man.”

“Well, I'm disenchanted, too. We're all disenchanted.”

“All men kill the thing they hate, too, unless, of course, it kills them first.”

“I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.”