“Sixty minutes of thinking of any kind is bound to lead to confusion and unhappiness.”

“With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence structure and definite hardening of the paragraphs.”

“Nowadays most men lead lives of noisy desperation.”

“Hundreds of hysterical persons must confuse these phenomena with messages from the beyond and take their glory to the bishop rather than the eye doctor.”

“There is something about a poet which leads us to believe that he died, in many cases, as long as 20 years before his birth.”

“It had only one fault. It was kind of lousy. ”

“There are two kinds of light - the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.”