“The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his.”

“A drawing is always dragged down to the level of its caption.A word to the wise is not sufficient if it doesn't make sense.”

“I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance. ”

“Man has gone long enough, or even too long, without being man enough to face the simple truth that the trouble with man is man.”

“Art – the one achievement of man which has made the long trip up from all fours seem well advised”

“If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. ”

“The noblest study of mankind is Man, says Man.”