“The noblest study of mankind is Man, says Man.”

“Man has gone long enough, or even too long, without being man enough to face the simple truth that the trouble with man is man.”

“I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance. ”

“The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his.”

“Art – the one achievement of man which has made the long trip up from all fours seem well advised”

“What would you do without me? Say 'nothing.'""Nothing," said the Prince."Good. Then you're helpless and I'll help you.”

“Comedy has to be done en clair. You can’t blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a famous witty saying that is not immediately clear.”