“Two is company, four is a party, three is a crowd. One is a wanderer.”

“One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.”

“Art – the one achievement of man which has made the long trip up from all fours seem well advised”

“There are two kinds of light - the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.”

“I love the idea of there being two sexes, don't you?”

“It had only one fault. It was kind of lousy. ”

“I make mistakes, but I am on the side of Good," the Golux said, "by accident and happenchance. I had high hopes of being Evil when I was two, but in my youth I came upon a firefly burning in a spider's web. I saved the victim's life.""The firefly's ?" said the minstrel."The spider's. The blinking arsonist had set the web on fire.”