“Now...get Thoth a raspberry chocolate latte with the cream and chocolate sprinkles! Thoth commands, librarian! Obey! Sprinkles! THOTH HAS SPOKEN!”

“The Librarian has spoken, sally! We Dare Not Disobey!”

“Just because I'm a librarian doesn't mean I'm at all tame.”

“Thoth's beak! You are impossibley stubborn.""Yeah, it's a gift.”

“Since at least the Sixth Century all librarians have received extensive combat training and are lethal with even the common toothpick.”

“He raised an eyebrow. "You claim not to know me? Of course I'm Thoth. Also called Djehuti. Also called--"I [Sadie] stifled a laugh. "Ja-hooty?"Thoth looked offended. "In Ancient Egyptian, it's a perfectly fine name. The Greeks called me Thoth. Then later they confused me with their god Hermes. Even had the nerve to rename my sacred city Hermopolis, though we're nothing alike. Believe me, if you've ever met Hermes--”

“It tastes like… like…chocolate coveredass.”