“I don't think our death ray is working. I'm standing right in it, and I'm not dead yet.”

“If at first you don't succeed, C4”

“Quack, damn you!”

“Jamie wants big boom.”

“If you think I'm happy when you're not around, it's because I'm thinking of you.”

“I know we're fucked up, alright? I'm impulsive, and hot tempered, and you get under my skin like no one else. You act like you hate me one minute, and then need me the next. I never get anything right, and I don't deserve you...but I fucking love you, Abby. I love you more than I loved anyone or anything ever. When you're around, I don't need booze, or money, or the fighting, or the one-night stands...”

“I'm going to kiss you now, and I don't know if I'll ever stop.”