“Abs? What are you, a workout video?”
“Abs? What are you, a workout video?" he sneered. "Pigeon?" I said with the same amount of disdain. "An annoying bird that craps all over the sidewalk?""You like Pigeon," he said defensively. "It's a dove, an attractive girl, a winning card in poker, take your pick. You're my Pigeon.”
“I want to sit on the sofa, eating potato chips, while wearing one of those vibrating ab belts and getting a workout.”
“Workouts should be tailored to the participant rather than the participant tailored to the workout.”
“You wouldn't think sex could actally be a workout, but if done right...”
“Bonus: I now knew what Erin meant by lickable abs.”