“Are you moving out?""Nope. Lost a bet.”
“- If I tell you, will you let met go?- You bet, partner. [...]- You promised!- Nope. I said "you bet." You did ... and you lost.”
“Nope, you stick out like a fart in a church.”
“When Hitler declared war on the United States, he was betting that German soldiers, raised up in the Hitler Youth, would always out fight American soldiers, brought up in the Boy Scouts. He lost that bet. The Boy Scouts had been taught how to figure their way out of their own problems.”
“They placed their bets with such self righteous bravado, but I’m the one who lost.”
“Soooooo, trying to grow a beard?” Nope. Just checking out on life.”