“Pros before bros.”
“The pros and cons of being a criminal: Pros—are cons that haven’t been caught. Cons—are former pros that made a mistake.”
“Both things have pros, and both have cons, but I think the pros and cons equal out leaving me unequal to the task of choosing.”
“Article 2: "A Bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are all doing it.”
“If I went to Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey, I didn’t go for the horse or the elephant – I went for the freak show in the back: the one-breasted man; the half-bearded woman (in other words, the people who today have become politicians). In my day they were in the back room of Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey,”
“Loves by all pros and cons is better than force it to look perfect”