“Say what you want. Being a psychotic asshole has it's perks.”

“Psychotics, say what you want about them, tend to make the first move.”

“How can he love being... that? Being what Caine is?""Because he's an asshole," she says. "You must have noticed.”

“Poisoned, pursued and living with a psychopath. Not what I would consider the good life. Death has its perks.”

“There's no perk in being closed-minded as a minority. It's never, ever, ever going to help you, ever.”

“WHAT'S WRONG WITH ASSHOLES, BABY? YOU'VE GOT AN ASSHOLE, I'VE GOT AN ASSHOLE! YOU GO TO THE STORE AND BUY A PORTERHOUSE STEAK, THAT HAD AN ASSHOLE! ASSHOLES COVER THE EARTH! IN A WAY TREES HAVE ASSHOLES BUT YOU CAN'T FIND THEM, THEY JUST DROP THEIR LEAVES. YOUR ASSHOLE, MY ASSHOLE, THE WORLD IS FULL OF BILLIONS OF ASSHOLES. THE PRESIDENT HAS AN ASSHOLE, THE CARWASH BOY HAS AN ASSHOLE, THE JUDGE AND THE MURDERER HAVE ASSHOLES . . . EVEN THE PURPLE STICKINPIN HAS AN ASSHOLE!”