“Ugh! Why can't Hell stay where it's at? Why does it always have to break loose?”
“I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect. ”
“Why couldn't I have puppy love? I only seem to have "I can't decide if I want to rip your throat out or kiss you" love. Ugh.”
“Why the hell do women always have to bring back up? It's not as if I'm going to molest her at the opera.”
“Hell is an Eagles game where the bleachers are always freezing, the team is always loosing, and my family is insane”
“Why can't these American women stay in their own country? They are always telling us that it is the paradise for women.''It is. That is the reason why, like Eve, they are so excessively anxious to get out of it.”