“You two have just reached the level of annoyingly cute,” America grinned.”
“Cute? I think my testosterone level just dropped- Ranger”
“Poor you, you have two cute girls vying for your love. Your life is hard.”
“The one conclusion I have reached is that whiskey is a great leveler. You might be a hotshot advertising executive or a lowly foundry worker, but if you cannot hold your drink, you are just a drunkard.”
“She grins at me. It’s a cute, sexy little grin that makes me want to kiss her. -Nash”
“I have a theory that kitchens, once they reach a certain level of complexity, attract new gadgets into their orbit, like planets. Only this can account for the fact that I own two melon ballers.”