“Defend myself? I cannot defend the verbal repressions of a boy. A curmudgeonly, cantankerous, ill-tempered, counterfeit boy.”
“Please, I'm a transgender former boy-bander. You think I don't know how to defend myself?”
“A brigand, a barber, a beggar, two orphans, and a boy whore. With such do we defend the realms of men.”
“I wasn't just defending myself. I was defending Indians, black people, and buffalo.”
“It's a fool boy who mocks a giant, and a mad world when a cripple has to defend him.”
“If I don't defend for myself, who will?”