“Libraries and demons," she muttered. "What is the attraction?”

“Wow! It's like magic! she exclaimed.Simon shook his head. "It's God's love. That's stronger than any magic." - The Demon Trapper's Daughter”

“What did ya learn from this dumbass stunt?”Here's where she was supposed to apologize, promise to be a good little girl and never do anything like this again.Screw that.Riley locked eyes with him. “I learned that the Holy Water better be fresh, that I need practice throwing the spheres, and that someone has to watch my back so asshats don't steal my demons.”

“Kiss my ass, demon!’ Beck whooped, and shot a first in the air.”

“‎'The demon cried, waving its furry arms above his head like a demented orangutan.”

“Riley. How bad has it been?""Just fabulous. The demonic kitten really made my night.”

“Here I am with a seriously hunky guy and I'm covered in demon pee. Why does the universe hate me?”