“No more messing around with Hell. They play for keeps.’ ‘So does Heaven.”

“The Prince of Hell shrugged. 'Shit Happens”

“I thought he worked for Heaven.' I thought I was in love.”

“Accepting favors from fiends was so against the rules. Like potato chips, you couldn't stop at just one, then you'd find yourself at Hell's front door trying to explain why your soul had a big brand on it that said “Property of Lucifer.”

“I promised Paul I'd keep ya safe, he said. If that means packin' yer ass out of town so it doesen't get humped by a smooth talkin' loser, that's the way it's gonna be.”

“Accept that I enjoy being with you. Accept that when I'm with you I see Heaven in your eyes.”

“Here I am with a seriously hunky guy and I'm covered in demon pee. Why does the universe hate me?”