“The guy's life drunk, I think, makes Candide look like a sourpuss. Does he even know that death exists?”
“Rule number three: Best friends always think you deserve the best guy even if the best guy barely knows you exist.”
“The real question of life after death isn't whether or not it exists, but even if it does what problem this really solves.”
“Even if God exists, does He know that you do?”
“It may be that the life I desire for her no longer even exists, yet I know what she does not. That there is nothing to lose.”
“Jesus. Who does he think he is? He's always out partying and drinking with his friends. I do it once and all of a sudden I'm a candidate for AA.”