“It's a truth universally acknowledged...”
“It's a truth universally acknowledged that an FBI special agent in possession of great skill and talent is likely to engage in trash talk every now and then.”
“It is a truth universally acknowledged that people write the darnedest things in the margins of their books.”
“It is truth universally acknowledged that a man in possession of a large fortune is in want of a wife!”
“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a fairy in possesion of a good appetite must be in want of pie.”
“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.”