“PMS? You're damned right I have PMS! It stands for Pass My Shotgun, which means you'd better sleep with one eye open, buster.”
“Male jealousy is the equivalent to PMS in my opinion. So just go about your business until his cycle passes.”
“It was as if vampirism carried with it a crampless case of rattlesnake PMS.”
“It’s a responsibility that I take most seriously, so excuse me for banning you from killing them because you have reverse PMS. (Acheron)Reverse PMS? (Artemis)Yeah, unlike a normal woman, you’re cranky twenty-eight days out of the month. (Acheron)”
“I know! I was like, hello, woman, do you have to unleash your flowing red tides of PMS on ickle me?”
“Do not blame my tone of voice, my lack of patience, or my bad mood on PMS. It's not my period that's my problem.”