“You know you're in for a bad day when the Devil eats your last HobNob.”
“I know what good morals are,but you're supposed to disregard good morals when you're living in a crazy, bad world. If you're in hell, how can you live like an angel? You're surrounded by devils,trying to be an angel? That's like suicide.”
“Make every day count... Even when you think it's the worst day of your life; for you never know when it'll be your last.”
“You know its going to be a bad day when you are having a prostate examination and you feel both of your doctor's hands on your shoulders!”
“I live every day to the fullest -- as if it might be last, as you never know when your number's up!”
“Love is a good thing on a bad day, when the last thing you want is to be cheered up.”