“If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going.”
“When I die,' I said to my friend, 'I'm not going to be embalmed. I'm going to be dipped.' Milk chocolate or bittersweet was the immediate concern.”
“Heaven: it's better than a chocolate bar.”
“Piece of Heaven?" "No, that other place I'm going to go to for thinking what I'm thinking.”
“-I'm going to heaven! I replied.-What do you mean, you're going to heaven?-Let me pass.-And what will you do in heaven, my poor child?-I'm going there to kill God, who killed Daddy.”
“Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.”