“D, I have known a lot of men in my time,queer and straight, and I think I can state with someconfidence that you are as gay as a spring parade." ~ Jack”
“I was like, Am I gay? Am I straight? And I realized...I'm just slutty. Where's my parade?”
“Straight men aren't my thing. I could never understand the gay fascination with straight men. They are not known for their fine treatment of women; why would they treat a homo any better?”
“Am I gay, am I straight? No, I'm just slutty. So, where's my parade? What about slut pride.”
“But I do have conversations about the Patriarchy and I am having them with gay men. At eighteen, I am discovering what generations of women have long known. The natural ally of the straight woman is the gay man because they are others losers too.”
“Straight people get married so that they can have sex. Gay men have sex so that they can get friends. ”