“You got a better word for a guy who's swept my chimney five times in one night?"-Dr. Jack Francisco”

“Stud,” D repeated, growly and low. Jack snorted. “You got a better word for a guy who’s swept my chimney five times in one night?”

“Swept yer chimney!” D howled. “Aw shit, that is fuckin’ rich!”

“Jack," said Charles, "he's making up words again.""Yes," Jack replied, "but he's getting better at it, don't you think?”

“I chose the San Francisco earthquake because it's very interesting- although maybe that isn't the word you'd have used if you'd actually been in San Francisco on April 18, 1906. You wouldn't have said, "Wow! This is an interesting earthquake!" while you were running for your life to get away from the collapsing buildings or fires that swept across the city afterward.”

“I stopped as I thought of poor Jack on my bathroom floor, just another victim of Dr. Phil.”