“But what truly horsey girls discover in the end is that boyfriends, husbands, children, and careers are the substitute-for horses”

“And that's how we ended up discovering the evil horses that threatened all of humanity.”

“Horsey!”

“Marie's drunk texts:Marie: Horse, muss yuMarie: Why dont anser?Marie: Horse like yur name. Horsey. I'd like to rid u horsey, LOL. You sleeping? Or busy with someone?Marie: I know yur there. I bet you got a new gurl alredy. Screw you.Marie: Screw you and your slut. I hate you. Take yur club and shove it up yur ass I wudn't be yoor old lady for ten milion dollrs.”

“Faith is a choice like any other. If you're picking a career or a husband - or deciding whether to have a baby - there are feelings and reasons pro and con out the wazoo. But thinking it through is - at the final hour - horse dookey. You can only try out.”

“It would not be practical for her to hate herself. Luckily, God sends a substitute, a husband. ”