“My space chums think reality was once a primitive method of crowd control that got out of hand. In my view, it’s absurdity dressed up in a three-piece business suit.”

“I worry whoever thought up the term 'quality control' thought if we didn't control it, it would get out of hand.”

“A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential? ”

“Reality is just a collective hunch.”

“Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.”

“All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. ”

“I made some studies, and reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it. I can take it in small doses, but as a lifestyle, I found it too confining. It was just too needful; it expected me to be there for it all the time, and with all I have to do--I had to let something go.”