“The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.”

“My space chums think reality was once a primitive method of crowd control that got out of hand. In my view, it’s absurdity dressed up in a three-piece business suit.”

“Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.”

“Reality is just a collective hunch.”

“I personally believe we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.”

“All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. ”

“I worry whoever thought up the term 'quality control' thought if we didn't control it, it would get out of hand.”