“Literature is a textually transmitted disease, normally contracted in childhood.”
“Life is a sexually transmitted disease.”
“Life is a terminal disease, and it is sexually transmitted.”
“Life is a disease: sexually transmitted, and invariably fatal.”
“Blood transmits a propensity for heart diseases; if it also transmits a propensity for treason, no one has ever been able to prove it.”
“Rumours are like sexually transmitted diseases, both are spread by whores.”