“America has developed a pie tradition unequivocally and unapologetically at the sweet end of the scale, and at no time is this better demonstrated than at Thanksgiving.”
“Pies mean Thanksgiving and Christmas and picnics.”
“A brick could be put on the end of a scale, to determine if the other end of the scale holds a lie or the truth. (Hint: The truth is much heavier than a brick.) ”
“Even the Thanksgiving when her parents had just divorced, Hoosier Pie made the cut. ...They also, incidentally, made a pumpkin pie, but it fell on the floor, a classic example of survival of the fittest”
“I'd rather be at the end of a dying tradition, which I admire, than at the beginning of a tradition which I deplore.”
“No one is better at not beating America than England.”