“The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed).”
“...and remember: There's no crying in pie baking. -The Bake-Off”
“Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock. Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer us in stock. Don't bake or baste or boil us or stir-fry us in a wok.”
“They're having a clam-bake. They're baking my clams.They're baking the clams pried from my steaming pond.”
“If pain is a pot of boiling water, humor can be the rising steam.”
“The First Law of Pies: 'No Pastry, No Pie.”