“A woman's never too old to make an idiot of herself. It goes along with equality of the sexes and potty parity.”
“Sex with a woman who wants to please a man is nothing compared to sex with a woman who wants to please herself.”
“A 65 year old woman questioning herself is no different than a 15 year old girl launching herself.”
“Life is too short to fight every idiot along your way.”
“As the saying goes: God made man and woman; Colonel Colt made them equal.”
“There's something darn funny about an old librarian with a potty mouth.”