“Cracker Jacks don't count as junk food because they're corn and peanuts, which we know to be high in nutrition. And they have a prize inside.”
“It's pitiful to have a life in which junk food is awarded the same high status as sex.”
“When I finally find that one willing agent, I'll have found my prize in the Cracker Jack box.”
“I’m an insomniac lately. It’s one of the many prizes you find in the Cracker Jack box of a crumbling [relationship],”
“So many of us had been armed that there were holsters and weapons scattered among the passed-out bodies like mercenary prizes in a fleshy Cracker Jack box.”
“Calories don't count if they're connected to a celbration. Everyone knows this.”