“Cupcake, your middle name is trouble.”
“America is an enormous frosted cupcake in the middle of millions of starving people.”
“Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.”
“Ready for your first lesson, cupcake?”
“..."Good, because I need your help.""Help is my middle name."I was pretty sure she'd already told me bad was her middle name, but I kept my opinion to myself.”
“True Love. I’m starting to suspect the concept is pure illusion, an insipid brand name manufactured by Hallmark and Disney.” — Cupcake”